July 21st, 2009
Before we get started, please take a look at the following bags:
If you are indeed, the proud owner of any variation of these bags, I urge to put a sharp pencil on your forehead and run against a wall as fast as you can. Why? Glad you asked.
These bags have been around forever in every part of the world I’ve been to. Large, small, medium – it seems these bags are made in all sizes in order to easily accommodate all levels of insecurities their stupid owners have.
When I first saw the pattern at airports, my immediate thought was “what’s the big deal with these freakin’ bags/purses?” After inquiring, it came to my attention that these are purses made by Louis Vuitton, who apparently is the Steve Jobs of the purse world.
The purses are quite expensive, and this is what really pisses me off. I don’t mind that they are expensive, I am just amazed that there are people who are willing to spend a shitload of money to make them look like everyone else. That’s the equivalent of paying for super high priced tattoo and deciding to go with a tribal symbol – freakin idiots!
And it does not end here. As with is the case with anything expensive and “high-fashioned”, you get fakes left and right, cheap replicas of the original designs. So not only do you have ‘stupid rich insecure hoes’ spending a boatload of money on these abominations, but you also get an army of ‘stupid rich insecure hoes’ wannabes behind.
And do you think we can tell who’s using a fake and who’s not? That’s right! When the average joe sees you wearing your pathetic, wretched, green vile from hell, original Louis Vuitton patterned purse pictured above, he only thinks of you as a cheap and dirty whore. A filthy and venereal disease carrying whore.
This whole ordeal reminds me of a quote I saw at the despair.com site:
When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.